Post by St Louis Blues GM on May 27, 2013 17:31:41 GMT -8
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Steven "Juiced Up" Stamkos
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Cash Allowances in 2017
To explain: Mr.Stamkos made a bad mistake, and his recent success can be contributed solely to his constant abuse of steroids. His drug abuse began to be a major disruption in the Tampa Bay dressing room; even causing T.J. Oshie to speak out in the media "Steve has become a monster, he beats Lindback with his stick for every goal he lets in... and not his hockey stick". Most members of the staff, team, and media would like him out; shockingly everyone except Lindback who "loves the new Stammy" as he now refers to him. As seen with the Toronto Blue Jays, who picked up disgraced batting champion Melky Cabrera who has lost his hitting touch after getting off the juice. The owners for the St.Louis Blues were weary about dropping cash on a drug abuser, but we are certain he will be worth the risk.
Steven "Juiced Up" Stamkos
TO
Cash Allowances in 2017
To explain: Mr.Stamkos made a bad mistake, and his recent success can be contributed solely to his constant abuse of steroids. His drug abuse began to be a major disruption in the Tampa Bay dressing room; even causing T.J. Oshie to speak out in the media "Steve has become a monster, he beats Lindback with his stick for every goal he lets in... and not his hockey stick". Most members of the staff, team, and media would like him out; shockingly everyone except Lindback who "loves the new Stammy" as he now refers to him. As seen with the Toronto Blue Jays, who picked up disgraced batting champion Melky Cabrera who has lost his hitting touch after getting off the juice. The owners for the St.Louis Blues were weary about dropping cash on a drug abuser, but we are certain he will be worth the risk.
